I am the judge of life and death
Life and death
Life and death
I decide, I decide
If you deserve to live or die
Wednesday, January 18, 2012
Cat laws
Cat Laws
~Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
~Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
~Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
~Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
~If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
~Life is hard, then you nap.
~Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
~Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
~Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
~When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
~When in doubt, cop an attitude.
~Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
~Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
~Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
~Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
~If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
~Life is hard, then you nap.
~Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
~Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
~Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
~When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
~When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Story :)
The wind blew through lunar's fur as she padded into a deep dark forest. "err, lunar, something isn't right with this forest. " poppy, a golden and white tabby, complained quietly.
"shhhh!" lunar scolded, "I hear something". Her tail twitched with fear as a black cat appeared out of some ferns. "leave or die!" it growled. Poppy gasped and hid behind lunar, "are we gonna die?" she whispered. Lunar snarled viciously. "not if I can help it."
Lunar leaped at the black cat and bit it's throat. The black Tom cat yowled with pain and battered lunar with his huge paws. Poppy climbed a tree and looked down at the fight and gritted her teeth.
Lunar eventually pinned the cat down, "who are you and what do you want" she growled. "I am night" he hissed, "And this is my territory".
"yeah right" lunar retorted. Just then a dozen cats emerged out if the shadows.
"uh-oh" poppy groaned. "were in big trouble" lunar released night and looked up at poppy, "ya think!?"
"I am leader of the shadows" night mewed fiercely, "you dare question me in my own territory?".
"err- no no of course not" lunar mewed awkwardly. "poppy?"
"yes?" poppy answered.
Lunar twitched her tail with annoyance," could you please come down here and tell these kind cats that we are no threat?"
"uh, of course yes yes" poppy mewed hurriedly, scurrying down the tree and padding up next to lunar. "we are no threat" she said simply. Then she turned to lunar, "you think it worked?" she whispered.
"hmmmm..." lunar mewed sarcastically. "that sure fixed everything"
"hey-" poppy started, but she was interrupted by night.
"ENOUGH!" the black cat, night, yowled. "take them". He ushered his cats toward lunar and poppy. A couple cats headed to lunar and the rest.
They were surrounded immediately and were poked and prodded to walk. The group of cats and their prisoners headed out in silence until they reached the heart of the territory, which was indeed quite frightening. The tall dark grey trees loomed over, there lack leaves blocking any sunlight from reaching the forest floor. Thorn bushes covered the ground, making way for the path they were traveling on. They passed a bush covered in blood.
Lunar grimaced, not wanting to know what happened there. She ignored it and continued on.
"shhhh!" lunar scolded, "I hear something". Her tail twitched with fear as a black cat appeared out of some ferns. "leave or die!" it growled. Poppy gasped and hid behind lunar, "are we gonna die?" she whispered. Lunar snarled viciously. "not if I can help it."
Lunar leaped at the black cat and bit it's throat. The black Tom cat yowled with pain and battered lunar with his huge paws. Poppy climbed a tree and looked down at the fight and gritted her teeth.
Lunar eventually pinned the cat down, "who are you and what do you want" she growled. "I am night" he hissed, "And this is my territory".
"yeah right" lunar retorted. Just then a dozen cats emerged out if the shadows.
"uh-oh" poppy groaned. "were in big trouble" lunar released night and looked up at poppy, "ya think!?"
"I am leader of the shadows" night mewed fiercely, "you dare question me in my own territory?".
"err- no no of course not" lunar mewed awkwardly. "poppy?"
"yes?" poppy answered.
Lunar twitched her tail with annoyance," could you please come down here and tell these kind cats that we are no threat?"
"uh, of course yes yes" poppy mewed hurriedly, scurrying down the tree and padding up next to lunar. "we are no threat" she said simply. Then she turned to lunar, "you think it worked?" she whispered.
"hmmmm..." lunar mewed sarcastically. "that sure fixed everything"
"hey-" poppy started, but she was interrupted by night.
"ENOUGH!" the black cat, night, yowled. "take them". He ushered his cats toward lunar and poppy. A couple cats headed to lunar and the rest.
They were surrounded immediately and were poked and prodded to walk. The group of cats and their prisoners headed out in silence until they reached the heart of the territory, which was indeed quite frightening. The tall dark grey trees loomed over, there lack leaves blocking any sunlight from reaching the forest floor. Thorn bushes covered the ground, making way for the path they were traveling on. They passed a bush covered in blood.
Lunar grimaced, not wanting to know what happened there. She ignored it and continued on.
The princess
There once was a princess who loved to eat pumpkin pie. One day she was easy a nice scrumptious slice of that pie when a green bug crawled out of her favorite food.
"aaahhhhhhhhh!" she screamed, completely and totally horrified. She screamed for a very long time, until her voice was gone and her throat was so sore. This princess hated bugs very much, especially green bugs.
"aaahhhhhhhhh!" she screamed, completely and totally horrified. She screamed for a very long time, until her voice was gone and her throat was so sore. This princess hated bugs very much, especially green bugs.
My cat cloudy
Cloudy giggled and chased a butterfly through the mystical garden. Suddenly she tripped on a fallen flower and tumbled into a patch of tall grass. Her fluffy kitten fur was ruffled by the fall. Her pelt was a soft white and her icy blue eyes gleamed with joy.
“What a lovely day!” she exclaimed happily in a British accent. “I wonder what’s in this patch”. She explored the patch of grass but found nothing interesting, but then she heard a low buzz.
“What’s that?” cloudy asked herself quietly. She ventured deeper and crouched down into the ground. Just then the buzz came back, and into view came a bee! She squeaked in fear and burst out of the grass, panting hard. Then she collapsed to the ground, full of laughter she was crying.
She finally managed to stand up without falling to the ground again. She wondered around the wondrous garden until she reached the biggest tree she had ever seen.
“woah!” she exclaimed, her eyes full of wonder and curiosity, “I would love to climb that!”. Cloudy kneaded the tree with her claws and wiggled her haunches, springing on to the trunk of the tree. She climbed up to a low branch and sat there, digging her tiny claws into the bark. Her joyous eyes shined and sparkled.
“I made it! I made it!” she squealed, “I’m the queen of the world!”.
Eventually cloudy climbed her way down and leaped the last couple of feet. She smiled, finally satisfied for today. She raced back to her house and through the kitty door. She bounded over to the food dish and stuck her head in and ate all the food.
“hmmm…” she mumbled. She licked her lips and smiled. Then she squeaked loudly and waited for her humans to come. When they didn't she frowned, realizing that they were not home. Signing she padded into the living room where her bed was and gazed out of the window, settling down on her huge fluffy pillow. She cuddled down and fell into a deep sleep. All of a sudden she woke up with a screech.
"help me somebody!" she yowled, her eyes frantically looking around. When she realized she wasn't in her dream anymore she began to relax, letting her fur lie flat. It's all a dream... She thought to herself, all a dream...
But it wasn't.
“What a lovely day!” she exclaimed happily in a British accent. “I wonder what’s in this patch”. She explored the patch of grass but found nothing interesting, but then she heard a low buzz.
“What’s that?” cloudy asked herself quietly. She ventured deeper and crouched down into the ground. Just then the buzz came back, and into view came a bee! She squeaked in fear and burst out of the grass, panting hard. Then she collapsed to the ground, full of laughter she was crying.
She finally managed to stand up without falling to the ground again. She wondered around the wondrous garden until she reached the biggest tree she had ever seen.
“woah!” she exclaimed, her eyes full of wonder and curiosity, “I would love to climb that!”. Cloudy kneaded the tree with her claws and wiggled her haunches, springing on to the trunk of the tree. She climbed up to a low branch and sat there, digging her tiny claws into the bark. Her joyous eyes shined and sparkled.
“I made it! I made it!” she squealed, “I’m the queen of the world!”.
Eventually cloudy climbed her way down and leaped the last couple of feet. She smiled, finally satisfied for today. She raced back to her house and through the kitty door. She bounded over to the food dish and stuck her head in and ate all the food.
“hmmm…” she mumbled. She licked her lips and smiled. Then she squeaked loudly and waited for her humans to come. When they didn't she frowned, realizing that they were not home. Signing she padded into the living room where her bed was and gazed out of the window, settling down on her huge fluffy pillow. She cuddled down and fell into a deep sleep. All of a sudden she woke up with a screech.
"help me somebody!" she yowled, her eyes frantically looking around. When she realized she wasn't in her dream anymore she began to relax, letting her fur lie flat. It's all a dream... She thought to herself, all a dream...
But it wasn't.
Awesome song
If you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine
but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
if you be my boat
I'll be your sea
a depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity
ebbing and flowing and pushed by a breeze
I live to make you free
I live to make you free
but you can set sail to the west if you want to
and past the horizon till I can't even see you
far from here where the beaches are wide
just leave me your wake to remember you by
if you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine
but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
stardust to remember you by
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine
but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
if you be my boat
I'll be your sea
a depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity
ebbing and flowing and pushed by a breeze
I live to make you free
I live to make you free
but you can set sail to the west if you want to
and past the horizon till I can't even see you
far from here where the beaches are wide
just leave me your wake to remember you by
if you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine
but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
stardust to remember you by
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