Cat laws

Cat Laws


~Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
~Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
~Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
~Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
~If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
~Life is hard, then you nap.
~Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
~Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
~Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
~When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
~When in doubt, cop an attitude.