I think I lost my leg :/

Yes yes, the title explains itself completely. I believe that I misplaced my leg. Darn that leg, I swear I left her watching tv, but no. She is NOT there. She might have run away into the amazon rainforest, that happens a lot. Reach me here if you find her: 1473 rainbow grove

Sorry for the inconveniance

It wasn't working and I couldn't get on my blog, BUT NOW IT WORKS! I'm back people! Woot woot!

Hi

Hi. Okay people I am very bored and dont know what to do. Though I could throw marshmellows at the wall, for that's always an option. Duh. Okay bye now

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Sorry i haven't been posting in a while because I'm busy and don't feel like blogging... So ill try and do more stuff...and stuff...

Baby unicorn!

One time I faced a very dangerous challenge. I was sprinting through the sunny forest when I came across an injured baby unicorn. To make it worse, it's mother was nowhere to be seen! I am currently taking care of this baby unicorn...

I hate you

I hate how Lauren laughs really creepily and follows people around and pretends to fit in. She so stupid die Lauren die! Deanna is big-headed and thinks she's a ninja and knows everything. She doesn't. Bob is messed up in the head and very annoying and a copycat. Casey sucks I hope she dies in a elf hole. She thinks she's an ELF! At least I don't think I'm a cat... She says I'm obsessed with warrior cats, I say she's obsessed with elves and knights. What about her writing? Its so flippin boring!!!! All she writes about is elves and knights...grrrrrr.....I hate her a lot.


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Okay this is all fake because I'm really stressed out about my grades and this as all directed towards my brother who I now officially hate....

Lauren is really nice :)
Deanna is hilarious =)
Bob is super awesome =3
And Casey......well I hate Casey and all that stuff is true :(

My computer

My computer at home is broken and my uncle refuses to fix it, so I am stuck with the iPad. Which I'm on right now sooo..... Math class is really boring we just got down with a test which was really easy... Grrrr I hate computers when they be stupid and die

The word wondrous

Lots of times I use the word "wondrous" in my stories and I keep forgetting that i already used it so I use it again and again. I kind of think it's stalking me O.o

Belly dancers

Belly dancers are soo creepy it's like they are a snake or something with their creepy belly buttons and creepy stomachs I can't really see how that "belly dancing" is kind of like dancing people do it for their careers and stuff cuz they can't do anything better in life...

Snow leopards

I love snow leopards because they are so majestical and stuff and they are really pretty.I decided that I want a pet snow leopard and I can feed it dead things and take it for a walk in the dog park and we can go swimming in the lake together and play fetch!

I'm sad

Im really sad because I wanted to read my friend Casey's blog. She wouldn't let me but I got the name of it anyways. I found her blog and had access to all her other blogs. I read one of her posts on one of her blogs. "I have a friend that's addicted to warrior cats and she copies names and ideas. I keep tellin her it's not legal but she ignores me" she posted... "also my other friend is bad at spelling and has to look up a word in the dictionary all the time. They writing is terrible. Its not terrible...it's sickly terrible" I feel horrible and icky inside and now I hae her forever. C'mon, all SHE writes about is elves and knights...

Movies

Some movies I really need to watch....
1. Journey 2! It's looks really awesome and I guess it's about some people that find an island where everything that is normally small is huge and everything that is usually huge is small.
2. This means war! I think it's about two spies that want the same girl or something. I'm all for the action.
3. Battleship! I love movies like these where it's all like "the end of the world" or something. I LOVE ACTION MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!

Prophecies

Prophecies are like, sooo cool. Imagine if you were part of a great and all-powerful prophecy that had something to do with saving the world. Wow, now that would be awesome... Especially if I get my own magical sword that looks like a pen : )

Flamingos

One time I saw flamingos up close and personal. They were talk and skinny with black-tipped beaks and pink feathers. They were really cool and waded in water. I love how they can just balance on one leg and stand there, completely peaceful in their own little world. I remember that flamingos are actually pink because they eat lots of crab with makes their feathers turn a pinky color ^^

Sleepiness

Dont you hate it when all of a sudden when your in the middle of something interesting like watching someone fall off a cliff or playing a board game your eyes start to droop and you get very drowsy? Well I for one think it's stupid. To bad we need sleep to survive. Grrrr and when you fall into a dreamless sleep in the academics in school your teacher catches you then gets really angry because that particular teacher hates when people fall asleep in class so they make you stay after school for five hours. Then you starve to death and when you get home you eat all the food in the whole house. Apparently your family is on "budget cuts" so they can't buy anything s then your family dies except you because you got really fat and survived. And of cours eyou have to go to their funeral and watch as their bodies are buried in the ground, to be a part of the earth forevermore.

Stuffed animals that eat you...

Lots and lots of children have pointless stuffed animals that they love to "play with". Even I have stuffed animals (not many though). What if those cute and cuddly stuffed bears came to life, and actually were man-eating monsters. Gruesome thoughts are coming to my mind. Teddy bears ripping your esophagus out by tearing off your throat. Or webkinz slicing your stomach open then playing jump-rope with your own personal intestines... I think that would be really cool and horrifying at the same time.

Polar near juice

Okay, so we have apple juice, orange juice, and pomegranate juice. Why not polar bear juice? I think it would be an icy blue with flecks of purple and white. It would be quite freshening and delicious. Very delicious. I can just imagine going to the store and tugging my mommies sleeve, "mommy mommy! I want polar bear juice!" ahhh.... That would be awesome. If there was polar bear juice, it would be extremely healthy :) then my mom wouldn't make me drink orange juice and chocolate milk. Polar bear juice would have lots of calcium and other good stuff. Tonight in my dreams, I am so drinking polar bear juice.

Froggies

Froggies are so cute with their little floppy faces and really super long tongues! I love the, I wished I had my own froggie... One time I was camping and I was reaching for the marshmallow and instead of a scrumptious marshmallow, I picked up a slimy frog :) I like picking up frogs. Except when they pee on you...then it's not fun at all...

Cow tipping

Cow-tipping is a very evil, mean, horrid thing to do. What kind of person goes around tipping poor helpless cows? I SAY IT'S WRONG! Just Plain wrong.... Stupid teenagers. Think everything has to go their way, think that they are perfect. Think they can tip cows. Well you are so mean. Suck it up you pansy.

Of course then there is the really nice teenagers ^^ they would never tip cows. I believe I am going to be one of those teenagers soon. So thank you nice teenagers!!!!!!!!

And then their is the emo highschoolers... I will not get into that.

Rating my classes

Social studies- boring
Per-algebra- stupid
Spanish- easy
Phy Ed. - unreasonable
Science- fun...at times
L.A.- okay

School

So something is due at today and I don't have it finished BUT the class is at the end of the day and I can just work on the project during other classes when I have time so yaya I need to get it finished otherwise I'll die ;( and I really don't want to die....more news on this after school!

More creepy poems!!!!!!!!!

The Unforgiven

Here I am all alone
Heart as heavy as a stone
A warning that I didn't heed
Did an unforgivable deed

Went to hell and back again
A place I wish I'd never been
Life is bleeding all away
Sorry but I have to stay

No more People, anywhere
A punishment that still is fair
Everything left behind
Lots of bones, to remind.

Waiting here forevermore
I'd leave, but I can't find the door
Memories taken off their shelf
I brought this pain upon myself

I wish I could forget
If only we had never met
Walking down the empty street
Dress torn, cold bare feet

Can't this be just a dream
But its not what it seems
But this is way to real
True pain that I must feel

I feel so pained
Wish I could be unchained
Bound by the death,
And dying with every breath


I AM NOT TAKING BARELY ANY CREDIT FOR THIS ONE BECAUSE ME AND MY FRIEND MADE IT TOGETHER!!!!! NO STEALING

Puppies

I really love puppies and instead of watching the super bowl I watched the puppy bowl :) it was very awesome and entertaining. Instead of the regular half time shows they had the kitten halftime shows with was really cute and adorable because their was kittens running around and playing everywhere!!!!!!sooooo cute I almost died right there on the spot ^^ speaking of dying, I almost died inside because my cat ran outside and wasn't coming back but then I got her wich when that happened made me really happy and such cuz she came to only me and it makes me feel special... Haha that reminds me of the time when my teacher was all like, "you are so not special. There are millions of people in the world so you are most likely not special" hahaha it makes me laugh because he is such a realist and sees things very straight forward. Heheheheheheheheheheheh

It's really late...

Okay so it's late but I DON'T CARE! I'm about to go to bed but I'm so tired which is why I am going to bed so I dont even get why I should be bored... Anyways so i might be getting a kitten and I'm so excited because its going to be very awesome *sighs* can't wait...

Dont worry, be happy

PROBLEMS go bye bye!!! Come on people, the past is in the past ^^ yeah I know, people are being accused and accusing, but who cares??? Be care free! As long as you be true to yourself and others, you'll be fine :) be positive! And just love who you are, cuz you might not get a second chance...

Creative writing adventure story

So in my creative writing class we had to write an adventure story, and here's a sample :) enjoy~


A young sandy colored cat named Finn wandered about his house. He stared up at the squishy sofa, wondering if he should sleep on that or the comfy chair. Eventually he chose the chair. Sighing, he curled up in a neat ball and his eyes closed. The tom cat drifted into a deep sleep.
When he awoke a loud noise was bothering him. It was the barking of a dog. Annoyed, he stood up stretching and leaped gracefully off the chair, landing expertly. As he walked into the food room, where he eats and drinks, the yapping got louder. Soon he was facing the large invisible doors that kept him from leaving the house. The barking was clear as a whistle. Finn scratched and clawed at the door, eager to see the dog. He had seen lots of them on the moving screen in front of the sofa, but he had never seen one up close. A drafty breeze blue through his fur. He closed his exotic green eyes, loving the crisp air. Wait- air! That means something has to be open! His eyes gazed around the room until he spotted where the breeze came from, a window! He had to get up onto that counter somehow, without hurting himself. The sandy tom bunched up his muscles and took one great leap. He barely made it to the counter. Finally he reached the open window, and with one bound he was peering into the outdoors. There wasn't all lot to see considering this was the backyard. Now the yapping and barking was clearer than ever. He jumped down to the ground and gazed around the lush yard. It was full of foliage, like a jungle. It was also fenced in by a white fence. In the back corner seemed to be what was called a tree. He sniffed the air, so that's what dogs smell like, a horrible stench if you ask him. Finn saw movement behind the fence. With one mighty leap he jumped up onto the picket fence and looked around. It was another yard! And there, barking and hopping below him, was a dog.

Magic

Honestly I think that there are dragons and unicorns somewhere out in this world. I mean seriously people? You make all this fuss and stuff about unicorns and other stuff and there not even real?! It must be true... Or atleast halfway true. Personally I am a unicorn fan and i believe the i myself am actually a unicorn in disguise. Of course you can BELIEV what you want to believe. Also I am a secret unicorn ninja too. Share your beliefs in the comments below :)

Copycats

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So my friends had a little quarrel about copying ideas to wrtite about. Well here's some advice:

Don't TELL them until your done with the post!

Oh and if you don't particularly care about the idea that you might write about them maybe you can share it with a friend or two. And if you think it's stupid idea then just tell your friend gosh. I really have nothing to write about this topic because there isn't anything to write about. I mean, c'mon people, if it's not your idea then don't write about it!!!!!

Fleas

The flea can jump up to 200 times its own height. This is equivalent to a man jumping the Empire State Building in New York. Weird.

Tarantula spider

A tarantula spider can survive For more than two years without food. So I guess starving it to death is so out of the question...

Moose hunting

In Alaska it is illegal to whisper in someone's ear while they are moose hunting....makes sense. Kind of. I wonder what would happen if someone did whisper in that persons ear? Would they fall over and start spazzing on the bare earthly floor? That would most definetly alert the moose which would go rampaging towards you then trample you to death. So technically that's a good law because no one likes to get trampled :) well...mostly everyone...

Reasons reasons reasons

This blog is indeed very random. Why? Because I'm bored and have nothing exactly motivating in my life...(that was a reason). Is this random? Maybe. Maybe not. (I believe that was a reason). Reasons reasons reasons. Boring or not, they can be very eimportant.

Pigs

Did you know that over half the pigs in the world are in china? Why is that? I mean, come on, there's lots of farms in America. Of course the Chinese have to be ahead of us, and probably have lots and lots of bacon. This is not racist, I actually admire them for how many pigs they have. I like pigs! They are so cute with their little piggy tails and how they squeal so cutely. Did you know that the reason you call piggy tails {the ones in little girls hair} piggy tails is beacuase when you pull a pigs tail they squeal. when you pull a little girls hair she squeals too. That's all for now folks ^~^

Creepy poem thing

I am the judge of life and death
Life and death
Life and death
I decide, I decide
If you deserve to live or die

Cat laws

Cat Laws


~Always give generously. A small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, I care.
~Climb your way to the top. That's why the drapes are there.
~Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
~Find your place in the sun. Especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
~If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps.
~Life is hard, then you nap.
~Make your mark in the world. Or at least spray in each corner.
~Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
~Variety is the spice of life. One day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
~When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
~When in doubt, cop an attitude.

Story :)

The wind blew through lunar's fur as she padded into a deep dark forest. "err, lunar, something isn't right with this forest. " poppy, a golden and white tabby, complained quietly.
"shhhh!" lunar scolded, "I hear something". Her tail twitched with fear as a black cat appeared out of some ferns. "leave or die!" it growled. Poppy gasped and hid behind lunar, "are we gonna die?" she whispered. Lunar snarled viciously. "not if I can help it."
Lunar leaped at the black cat and bit it's throat. The black Tom cat yowled with pain and battered lunar with his huge paws. Poppy climbed a tree and looked down at the fight and gritted her teeth.
Lunar eventually pinned the cat down, "who are you and what do you want" she growled. "I am night" he hissed, "And this is my territory".
"yeah right" lunar retorted. Just then a dozen cats emerged out if the shadows.
"uh-oh" poppy groaned. "were in big trouble" lunar released night and looked up at poppy, "ya think!?"
"I am leader of the shadows" night mewed fiercely, "you dare question me in my own territory?".
"err- no no of course not" lunar mewed awkwardly. "poppy?"
"yes?" poppy answered.
Lunar twitched her tail with annoyance," could you please come down here and tell these kind cats that we are no threat?"
"uh, of course yes yes" poppy mewed hurriedly, scurrying down the tree and padding up next to lunar. "we are no threat" she said simply. Then she turned to lunar, "you think it worked?" she whispered.
"hmmmm..." lunar mewed sarcastically. "that sure fixed everything"
"hey-" poppy started, but she was interrupted by night.
"ENOUGH!" the black cat, night, yowled. "take them". He ushered his cats toward lunar and poppy. A couple cats headed to lunar and the rest.
They were surrounded immediately and were poked and prodded to walk. The group of cats and their prisoners headed out in silence until they reached the heart of the territory, which was indeed quite frightening. The tall dark grey trees loomed over, there lack leaves blocking any sunlight from reaching the forest floor. Thorn bushes covered the ground, making way for the path they were traveling on. They passed a bush covered in blood.
Lunar grimaced, not wanting to know what happened there. She ignored it and continued on.

The princess

There once was a princess who loved to eat pumpkin pie. One day she was easy a nice scrumptious slice of that pie when a green bug crawled out of her favorite food.
"aaahhhhhhhhh!" she screamed, completely and totally horrified. She screamed for a very long time, until her voice was gone and her throat was so sore. This princess hated bugs very much, especially green bugs.

My cat cloudy

Cloudy giggled and chased a butterfly through the mystical garden. Suddenly she tripped on a fallen flower and tumbled into a patch of tall grass. Her fluffy kitten fur was ruffled by the fall. Her pelt was a soft white and her icy blue eyes gleamed with joy.
“What a lovely day!” she exclaimed happily in a British accent. “I wonder what’s in this patch”. She explored the patch of grass but found nothing interesting, but then she heard a low buzz.
“What’s that?” cloudy asked herself quietly. She ventured deeper and crouched down into the ground. Just then the buzz came back, and into view came a bee! She squeaked in fear and burst out of the grass, panting hard. Then she collapsed to the ground, full of laughter she was crying.
She finally managed to stand up without falling to the ground again. She wondered around the wondrous garden until she reached the biggest tree she had ever seen.
“woah!” she exclaimed, her eyes full of wonder and curiosity, “I would love to climb that!”. Cloudy kneaded the tree with her claws and wiggled her haunches, springing on to the trunk of the tree. She climbed up to a low branch and sat there, digging her tiny claws into the bark. Her joyous eyes shined and sparkled.
“I made it! I made it!” she squealed, “I’m the queen of the world!”.
Eventually cloudy climbed her way down and leaped the last couple of feet. She smiled, finally satisfied for today. She raced back to her house and through the kitty door. She bounded over to the food dish and stuck her head in and ate all the food.
“hmmm…” she mumbled. She licked her lips and smiled. Then she squeaked loudly and waited for her humans to come. When they didn't she frowned, realizing that they were not home. Signing she padded into the living room where her bed was and gazed out of the window, settling down on her huge fluffy pillow. She cuddled down and fell into a deep sleep. All of a sudden she woke up with a screech.
"help me somebody!" she yowled, her eyes frantically looking around. When she realized she wasn't in her dream anymore she began to relax, letting her fur lie flat. It's all a dream... She thought to herself, all a dream...

But it wasn't.

I love cats

Yes i love cats more than you would ever know.

Awesome song

If you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine

but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by

if you be my boat
I'll be your sea
a depth of pure blue just to probe curiosity
ebbing and flowing and pushed by a breeze
I live to make you free
I live to make you free

but you can set sail to the west if you want to
and past the horizon till I can't even see you
far from here where the beaches are wide
just leave me your wake to remember you by

if you be my star
I'll be your sky
you can hide underneath me and come out at night
when I turn jet black and you show off your light
I live to let you shine
I live to let you shine

but you can skyrocket away from me
and never come back if you find another galaxy
far from here with more room to fly
just leave me your stardust to remember you by
stardust to remember you by